punkass book jockey

Nicole, 22, Colorado resident, California born&raised.
I really like books, TV, and video games. I aspire to own 5,000 dogs and live on a dog farm.

“Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.” —Groucho Marx

I am M U L T I F A N D O M. This blog is not quality. This blog is not consistent. I post personal text posts.

What You Crave vs What You Need

  1. Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.
  2. Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.
  3. Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.
  4. Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.
  5. Cookies: Freudian psychology.
  6. Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
  7. Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs.
  8. Ice: The sweet release of death.
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I’d like to emphasize that when a reader finishes a great novel, he will immediately begin looking for another. If someone loves your book, it increases the chance that he or she will look at mine. So there is no competition between writers. Another writer’s success helps build a larger readership for all of us.

David Farland (via maxkirin)

Wow, I wish more people got this.

(via gwendabond)

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peteramend:

Mile 5 of 16. A day of blisters and twisted ankles, and the prettiest 16 mile ‘trail’ I’ve ever hiked.

peteramend:

Mile 5 of 16. A day of blisters and twisted ankles, and the prettiest 16 mile ‘trail’ I’ve ever hiked.

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whoredinarygirl:

petition to take away Perez Hilton’s ability to communicate with the outside world

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froganmeeman:

Usually band members enforce their fans to buy their music…then there’s Brendon Urie

froganmeeman:

Usually band members enforce their fans to buy their music…then there’s Brendon Urie

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instapudge:

Pudge in motion. #drool #corgi

instapudge:

Pudge in motion. #drool #corgi

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socialismartnature:

Breaking via ABC News: UN Human Rights Council votes to open inquiry into alleged war crimes in Gaza; U.S. is the ONLY “no” vote.
That’s because the U.S. is a direct accomplice to every war crime that Israel commits.

socialismartnature:

Breaking via ABC News: UN Human Rights Council votes to open inquiry into alleged war crimes in Gaza; U.S. is the ONLY “no” vote.

That’s because the U.S. is a direct accomplice to every war crime that Israel commits.

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shouldnt:

Ariana Grande sounds like a font on Microsoft Word

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basedgosh:

earthnation:

y’all are so annoying about dogs tbh i see posts like “there’s probably a doggy all the way across the world wagging its tail right now I have butterflies” get a job u fuckin hippies

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Her: We finish each other’s s-
Me: -ocial justice rants.

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  1. author: she didn't want to eat dinner because she doesn't like chicken noodle soup
  2. english teacher: even though it doesn't say it, we can infer that 17 years ago she encountered an attack from chickens while on a trip to africa visiting her great aunt who was dying from pneumonia which she got from chickens that were being harvested for the great feast
  3. tumblr: lol fukin stupid teacher
  4. loki: blinks
  5. tumblr: do you see this? do you see that blink? that fucking blink. it shows how much pain he has inside of him. look at him. all he wants is his father to love him. look at the tears that he is holding back. he's never been the favorite son, he always knew that he didn't belong. this is the fucking blink that makes me love loki. he's not a villain. he's just a scared, lonely child.
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