Justin Bieber’s lawyer probably
"I OBJECT!!!!" the defendant screams in court. the judge gives him a very emotional hug and says "no…you human"
do you ever cook something in the microwave but it’s still really cold in the middle and you just keep eating it instead of heating it longer because life is pointless and entropy is unavoidable and the universe is filled with callous and casual destruction
pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen
DC won’t put out a female solo film and meanwhile Marvel won’t put out a female solo film
Oh, no, of course, you’re right. My mistake.
life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.
The start of a little project I’m working on.